Fucking trash pandas

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel) 10/12/2019 at 08:08 • Filed to: None

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Racoon lying on its side on the lane line decided to spring to life and run in front of me. 3500 miles and the corner of the bumper is fucked.

E90M3 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 08:36

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I hit a possum doing 60 in my 3 , fuckers are sturdy.

vondon302 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 08:40

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At least you made him pay.

Wacko > vondon302 10/12/2019 at 09:04

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Instant karma

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > E90M3 10/12/2019 at 09:04

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This was coon at 75. Only saved from more damage because of ground clearance.

NKato > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 09:38

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This is PRECISELY why I am ordering skid plates for my car. So a SRA (Sudden Rodent Attack) doesn’t fuck the oil or transmission pans. Or the radiator.

That said, that looks more like a chip off the bumper than anything serious.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > NKato 10/12/2019 at 09:42

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I edited to add a better photo. It’s split all long the bottom edge and pushed back about an inch. Undertray mounts are fubar too.

NKato > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 09:46

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Oh shit, yeah that be fucked.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 10:00

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Time for some zip tie stitches because racecar.

Or...

Brickman > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 10:03

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Your new car is really getting broken in :(

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 10/12/2019 at 10:07

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Time for Progressive to buy me a new bumper because brand new car.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Brickman 10/12/2019 at 10:10

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This is why I can’t have nice things.

wafflesnfalafel > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 11:32

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poop...

Jay, the practical enthusiast > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/12/2019 at 15:28

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In the 5 years we have owned our Mazda5 it has spent just 1 night outside . I was too lazy to put it in the garage one night and the raccoons used ot to get to the trash cans. Deep scratches in the bumper. I too hate trash pandas.